Basically, the story is...the enterprise is the biggest moving whorehouse in the galaxy, pike's the pimp, and kirk is the newest employee. Spock and Bones are the veterans of the joint, bones is retired, and spock is exclusive with uhura...that is until kirk sets him in his sights!
pretty much a kirk/spock fanvid, with a bit of chekov/sulu (if you look REALLY hard) and past spock/uhura.
Sorry for the cheesiness, but its my first try (and yes, i know it could use tweaking) so be kind!! :D
And i hope you enjoy it!!